Jay Goodrich

Because sometimes what we say is funny.

See that tree over there? The one with the snow on it?

Photographer

Let me throw a snowball.

Athlete

This camera's autofocus sucks.

Photographer

Did you get it? (double backflip)

Athlete

(low voice) Ummm. Yeah.

Photographer

This distance seems tight.

Photographer

Don't worry I have never hit the photographer twice in one day.

Athlete

Is that next year's Gore-Tex line from Marmot?

Athlete

Does this gate make me look short?

Athlete

(over the radio) Condor to Sparklehorse are you ready?

Athlete

Why Sparklehorse?

Photographer

Because you like glitter and shit?

Athlete

Ok Condor, Sparklehorse is a go in 5.

Photographer

This is how I cupcake (jump) fluff.

Athlete

You know Cupcake Fluffer is your new nickname right?

Photographer
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