Because sometimes what we say is funny.
See that tree over there? The one with the snow on it?
Let me throw a snowball.
This camera's autofocus sucks.
Did you get it? (double backflip)
(low voice) Ummm. Yeah.
This distance seems tight.
Don't worry I have never hit the photographer twice in one day.
Is that next year's Gore-Tex line from Marmot?
Does this gate make me look short?
(over the radio) Condor to Sparklehorse are you ready?
Because you like glitter and shit?
Ok Condor, Sparklehorse is a go in 5.
This is how I cupcake (jump) fluff.
You know Cupcake Fluffer is your new nickname right?